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Friday, February 11, 2011

What is Confidence??






A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that
the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature
Pilotless technology.
  
It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is
then told, privately, that their company's software is running the
aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the
aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.


One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed. Asked why
he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight,

he replies :


"If it is the same software that is developed by my company's IT systems department, this plane won't even take off." !!!!



That is called Confidence!!!


 

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

How SMART is your Right foot ??






Monday, February 7, 2011

Matrix Effect





Follow the steps given below and see the amazing matrix effect happen in your DOS window:

* Open Notepad.
* Copy the below mentioned text in your notepad file:
@echo off
color 02
:start
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
goto start
* Save the file with .bat extension like Matrix.bat

NOW just open the file to see the matrix effect right before your eyes!



Monday, January 31, 2011

Operating System Concepts 7th ed Silberschatz Galvin ..





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Computer Graphics-Baker pdf






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INTRODUCTION TO ALGORITHMS - Cormen PDF

Sunday, January 30, 2011

DBMS by Korth..





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Download any website and keep it with you using Website eXtractor


Website eXtractor saves you time and effort by downloading entire Internet sites (or the sections you stipulate) to your hard drive. Whether you browse the web for research, work, or fun, there's nothing worse than having to wait for page after page to load in Internet Explorer or Netscape Navigator (or in other popular browsers). The problem is they will only load one page at a time. So if you are viewing a large website with a thousand pages, you'd have to click the mouse a thousand times ... and ... choose a directory/folder a thousands times when you want to save each file. You end up spending a lot of time waiting around and not enough time reading or viewing pages on the Internet.

Transfer whole websites to CD-ROM or floppy .Another big benefit of the program is it changes html-links to relative names. In other words, it turns web addresses (URLs) into addresses that work on your computer. Researchers, writers, and journalists can easily archive reference material from the Internet. The program can download up to 100 files at a time, which saves you a huge amount of time compared to ordinary browsers.Website eXtractor automatically lets you download any files that were not copied due to transfer errors or bad connections

click on the link below to DOWNLOAD:
             
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MaKe Ur GoOgLe DaNcInG


U can make ur GOOGLE dance by following just 2 steps :

1) Open google.com in ur browser (Except Opera mini)
2)Type google loco in space bar n hit i'm feeling lucky
and now u will see google is dancing...






Send ur name to MARS - Let Martians know who u r..





NASA is working on creating a new MARS Rover to be launched in October 2011 called Curiosity or Mars Science Laboratory rover. 
Overall, Curiosity is about the size of a small SUV. Curiosity, will carry many different instruments such as cameras, spectrometers, radiation detectors and other instruments. Using a radioisotope  power system, Curiosity will be able to travel at an average of 98 feet per hour and is expected to last 687 Earth days while on Mars.

But perhaps the most "striking" is that our names could "be" on Mars. How?

Simple , NASA will record our names in the memory chip to send the rover. It is a simple detail, but attention. Besides, who knows, maybe some alien capture the rover, see the chip and know who we are…

If you also want to have your name written in the microchip and sent to the mars just visit the  OFFICIAL WEBSITE OF NASA  and fill the form there.
Then you name will be processed for inclusion in the microchip..




You will also receive a official certificate of participation from NASA immediately after you register at the site.

So hurry up and be a part of history....!!


Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Creating temporary email ids ..


Many websites ask for your e-mail address to download software or to register. But you don't know what they'll be doing with your e-mail.. Your e-mail will probably be stored in a database which will then be resold to spammers and you will be receiving unsolicited bulk e-mail.

You can protect this by using Spambox 



Spambox create for you a temporary e-mail address that will expire in the time you chose, all the mails directed to this e-mail will be transparently forwarded to your real e-mail.

For example, you need to register on a forum that requires e-mail verification, so you generate a spambox e-mail with an expiry of one hour. The generated e-mail will expire in an hour, way enough for the Forum to send you the verification code.

                                                       Go To > SpamBox
Note: You can create multiple profiles easily by using this service in any popular social networking website/portal.

  

SUPERB COMMUNICATION !!!!





Programmer to Team Leader:


"We can't do this proposed project. **CAN NOT**. It will involve a major
design change and no one in our team knows the design of this legacy
system.
And above that, nobody in our company knows the language in which this
application has been written. So even if somebody wants to work on it,
they can't. If you ask my personal opinion, the company should never take
these type of projects."



Team Leader to Project Manager :



"This project will involve a design change. Currently, we don't have any
staff who has experience in this type of work. Also, the language is
unfamiliar to us, so we will have to arrange for some training if we
take this project. In my personal opinion, we are not ready to take on a
project of this nature."



Project Manager to 1st Level Manager :



"This project involves a design change in the system and we don't have
much experience in that area. Also, not many people in our company are
appropriately trained for it. In my personal opinion, we might be able
to do the project but we would need more time than usual to complete it."



1st Level Manager to Senior Level Manager :



"This project involves design re-engineering. We have some people who
have worked in this area and others who know the implementation language. So
they can train other people. In my personal opinion we should take this
project,but with caution."



Senior Level Manager to CEO :



"This project will demonstrate to the industry our capabilities in
remodelling the design of a complete legacy system. We have all the
necessary skills and people to execute this project successfully. Some
people have already given in house training in this area to other staff
members. In my personal opinion, we should not let this project slip by
us under any circumstances."



CEO to Client :



"This is the type of project in which our company specializes. We have
executed many projects of the same nature for many large clients. Trust
me when I say that we are the most competent firm in the industry for doing
this kind of work. It is my personal opinion that we can execute this
project successfully
and well within the given time frame.



Sardarji in Quiz Contest!!





Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore.  

The questions are as follows:

1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100

 D) 150

Sardar says "I will skip this"  

2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA

D) EQUADOR

Sardar asks for help from the University students
 

3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER

 D) NOVEMBER

Sardar asks for help from general public  

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE

 D) MANOEL

Sardar asks for lucky cards  

5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:
A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY

D) RAT

Sardar gives up.



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If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
 
2) The Panama hat is made in Equador

 
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November


4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.
 5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies.

Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again

On behalf of,
Manmohan Singh, PM, India.


Can u guess the Volume and Size of 5MB memory storage in1956..


                                       


In September 1956 IBM launched the 305 RAMAC, the first computer with a hard disk drive (HDD). The HDD weighed over a ton and stored 5MB of data.

Ignorance of the ability brings disability...



Thursday, January 20, 2011

Modern RAMAYANA..



Why you should NEVER publish your pic on the net!








Bedsheet for boys..





Presidents in their younger ages


These are photos of some of the most famous US presidents when they were just kids. There is nothing special about them and there is no way to know, just by looking, that these boys would grow up to become the leader of the most powerful country in the free world.

Barack Obama , 3 Years Old, With Grandfather, 1965



George W. Bush , 9 Years Old, With His Mother and Father, 1955


Bill Clinton , 5 Years Old, 1952


George H.W. Bush , 5 Years Old, With Sister Mercy, 1929


Ronald Reagan , 12 Years Old, 1923


Jimmy Carter , 12 Years Old, With Dog Bozo, 1937


Gerald Ford , 6 Years Old, With His Half-Brother, Tom, 1920


Richard Millhouse Nixon, 4 Years Old, 1917


Lyndon Johnson , 6 Months Old, 1909


John F. Kennedy , 10 Years Old, 1927


Dwight D. Eisenhower (Center) With Friends, 17 Years Old, 1907

Harry S. Truman , 6 Months Old, 1884


Franklin Delano Roosevelt , 3 Years Old, 1885


Abrahan Lincoln , Age Unknown

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